It's My Second Day Here...

I'm already bored out of my mind.

So this morning, we watered the plants, went shopping for food, and went to the park.

And walked.

And walked.

And walked.

I swear, it's like walking has replaced every other popular activity in this town. No arcades, no good restaurants, no.....well, no people under 45.

So later on, Matt and I went sightseeing. Not that we haven't already seen EVERYTHING in this tiny little town, but I thought I should share some of it with all of you.

Sooooo......it's picture time!!


This is my grandmother's house, where we are staying for the next week or seven. Not a bad place. Just not exactly....up to date, technologically.


This is what the typical suburban street in this unnamed town looks like. Doesn't Matt look oh, so bewildered?


This is a typical urban street. Not much difference, is there? If you look closely, you can see one or two stores in the distance...


This is their High School, which is BIGGER THAN OURS!!!

Totally not fair...


This is the scariest alley in town. Says a lot, it does.

Look at that, I'm so terrified, I'm slipping into yoda-speak!


This is the town water tower. It's really nowhere near as big as it looks...


See? And Matt's not even six feet tall, yet.


The sidewalks in this town aren't of the highest quality....but that may be because they are roughly, according to scientific research, about 68 billion years old, dating from the Jurassic period.


Now we were, understandably, a bit tired after all this sightseeing. The town's so slow that there's a bench every twenty feet, so we took a break.


Our next stop was the site of the town's one and only murder. It wasn't even intentional, just a friend pushing another and an unfortunate head injury, but the town was so glad to finally have a bit of crime that they preserved the corpse and named the site a historic landmark. I was, for some reason, deeply disturbed by this particular body, and so we hurried on...


These two individuals were moving a small couch. Where, I don't know. But at irregular intervals, they would stop and take a rest. Now, it's not every day you get to see two guys on a couch on a street corner....in THIS town....so I took a quick pic.


Darren caught up with us, and took us by surprise, thanks to his willowy build. We never saw him. Can you?


We stopped for some brief relief. I took advantage of a nearby outhouse, but my brothers have never truly grasped the concept of public indecency.


We popped into a grocery store to grab a snack, and as we turned a corner, I saw this horrible, insulting, and mildly intriguing sign advertising donuts made from...well...figure it out.


Boy, was I relieved to see the rest of the sign.


This one is dedicated to Emma Frost, the White Queen. What a villainess. If she was real...

In case you don't get it, this is a picture of me getting screwed up the.....yeah. There you go.


We got very hungry, so we went to the single greatest pizza joint ever built by man or beast.


Oh my goodness, this is better than a nectar and ambrosia smoothie! What simple, utter perfection! A food after my own heart.


Oh, that first bite...what an experience. Yes, I am crying. I'm not ashamed to admit it. You would be, too.


After the first mouthful, I couldn't stop myself until I had feasted upon just under six hundred slices.


I even began to sing to my pizza. It was love at first bite.

Please don't hurt me. The bad puns just leap out of my mouth...err...I mean, fingers, before I can stop them.

Now, pleasantly full, I'm sharing my day with you. It's been okay.

But still boring.

I'm not going to bore you after all those bright colors with a bunch of dull words, so this is pretty much the end.

Until tomorrow...