Wrap-Up

So I'm home now.

The last few days have been...well, more of the same. I have some more pictures, but they're not very entertaining or anything. Just proof of my words.


I wasn't feeling all that great when we left Barnesville. You know. Just drained of my soul. Nothing major.


I said goodbye to my room. Not exactly huge...or clean...but I...well, no, I didn't even enjoy being there.


I headed down the stairs...


Out the door...


And into the sunshine! I was free from the evils of the simple life! If only for a day...

I arrived home later that day. I was finally able to take a bike ride, which nearly killed me, in more than one way. I had to leave my computer at home, though, as we headed out the next day for IOWA. A ten hour drive. Not fun.


By the time we reached the Mississippi River, I was awfully thirsty. We stopped for a break. I'm sad, though...


It just wasn't the same when we left...


We made a stop in Peru, just for the heck of it. It really wasn't at all how I had expected it to be.


There was just way too much corn.

We made it to Iowa the next day. We had our little family reunion, hugged some relatives, posed for photos, yadda yadda yadda. I won't bore you with all of that, except to say that I played some really good frisbee while I was there. Good on my part, that is.


After leaving, I asked to stop by a gas station, planning to hold up the place and grab some snacks. This sign, however, was more than enough to discourage me.


It wasn't long until we were held up in traffic. A lot of traffic.


And it went both ways. I HATE bisexual traffic.


We were there for hours, so I made friends with a neighboring horse. She's so sexy...

I've been keeping in touch with her, but it doesn't look like things'll work out between us. You know, the whole interspecies thing, it's just frowned upon in most states.

I arrived at home, sweet home around 10:30, and proceeded directly to Megan's party. I figured I had to, since I missed Jenny's. The short time I was there was fun. And Jenny got hurt. That just made my night. I love to see people get hurt.

Tomorrow we'll probably mow the lawn. It's like a jungle out there. I love it, and wish we could keep it that way, so that I might practice ambushing rabbits and gophers and such. No harm in getting a head start on my career plan.

This is my final post on this mini-series. From now on, until I feel the need to do another one, I'll be posting on the main page. I'll try to update again soon, give y'all some interesting reading material. After all, my ratings have been slipping. A lot. Four comments? Total? For the last five posts? I must be doing something wrong.

Tell me what it is, and I'll give you some candy.

And the rabbit says, "Sit on my tail and come to my rabbit-hutch..."